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 Post subject: Re: Jokes and Jabbs
PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:51 pm 
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Another new one I just found.

Had a filling replaced while I was in boot camp, I didn't want to have a numb mouth, they wouldn't let me refuse the novacaine though, jerks, had trouble drinking afterwards, though not near as bad as the people who had their wisdom teeth removed lmao


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 Post subject: Re: Jokes and Jabbs
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I had all 4 of my wisdom teeth pulled without freezing. They put me out to pull the rest of my teeth last year though!

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Love Bobcat, lol, I saw his act live many years ago, didn't realize he was a cny'er til then.

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 Post subject: Re: Jokes and Jabbs
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This being said, recently I have gotten into dubstep, some of it ain't half bad, though not that phony skrillex

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:35 pm 
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Just saw this one this morning, YES, THIS MORNING! This OLD MAN is off this weekend & wanted to see if I could vote again for the AMCs in the contest. Mud said she got 16 votes in for them in the previous two days. 4 each comp. & phone x 2 days. Don't know how & was hoping that maybe once it turned into tomorrow, I could fool it. Shoulda known, all the computers I've met so far have been [b]A LOT[b] smarter than me. Better paste this before I forget, half asleep & not thinking as well as usual. Here goes.

A man who is dying in the hospital is surrounded his two sons, daughter and his wife and nurse.
Says to his eldest son:
- To you, Peter, I leave the Beverly houses.
- To you, my dear daughter, I leave the apartments in the Los Angeles Plaza.
- To you, Charlie, being my youngest son with a large future, I leave the City Center offices.
- And you, my dear wife, the three residential buildings towers in downtown.
The nurse, impressed, tells his wife: Madam, your husband is very rich. He is having many properties! You all are so lucky!!
And the wife retorts:
Rich??? Lucky???

He is a Milkman!!! Those are his routes where he delivers milk !!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Jokes and Jabbs
PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:18 am 
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Just found this one this morning & thought it was pretty good. Poor monkey!!



A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them.
Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them.
He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed one of the balls.
To everyone's amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and somehow swallowed it whole.

The bartender looked at the guy and said, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
"No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, don't worry, I'll pay for the cue ball."
The guy finished his drink, paid his bill, paid for the stuff the monkey ate and left.

Two weeks later the guy came back, and had his monkey with him. He ordered a drink and the monkey started running around the bar. The monkey found a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabbed it, stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and then ate it.

Then the monkey found a peanut, and again stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it. The bartender asked, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
"No, what?" replied the man.
"Well, he stuck both a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and ate them!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy.
"He will eat anything, but ever since he had to shit out that cue ball, he measures everything first."


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 Post subject: Re: Jokes and Jabbs
PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:36 am 
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Pat wrote:
Just found this one this morning & thought it was pretty good. Poor monkey!!



A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them.
Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them.
He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed one of the balls.
To everyone's amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and somehow swallowed it whole.

The bartender looked at the guy and said, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
"No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, don't worry, I'll pay for the cue ball."
The guy finished his drink, paid his bill, paid for the stuff the monkey ate and left.

Two weeks later the guy came back, and had his monkey with him. He ordered a drink and the monkey started running around the bar. The monkey found a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabbed it, stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and then ate it.

Then the monkey found a peanut, and again stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it. The bartender asked, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
"No, what?" replied the man.
"Well, he stuck both a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and ate them!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy.
"He will eat anything, but ever since he had to shit out that cue ball, he measures everything first."

:lmao:

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 Post subject: Re: Jokes and Jabbs
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 Post subject: Re: Jokes and Jabbs
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Jared, this one's for you! And Dean, though he was dodging the "get the pizza" issue at the time. :lmao:


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